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Wrapping Paper - Ascended Error Birthday Wrap “You Have Levelled Up. Unfortunately.”
30" x 36" / Glossy
$18.68
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Wrapping Paper - Ascended Error Birthday Wrap “You Have Levelled Up. Unfortunately.”
$18.68
Sale price
$18.68
Regular price
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Description
Congratulations. Or… something like that.
This gift wrap features Ascended Error, floating in quiet cosmic resignation — halo glowing, candle lit, surrounded by symbols of ritual, cake, and consequence. Beneath it, the truth printed plainly:
“You have levelled up. Unfortunately.”
This wrap is for birthdays that feel more like checkpoints than parties. Another year unlocked. New stats applied. Same existential menu.
Printed in Static Dust’s celestial-glitch style, it balances humour and heaviness — a gift wrap for people who laugh at the absurdity of surviving another orbit around the sun.
Perfect for:
– gamers with dark humour
– teens who appreciate irony
– adults who prefer honesty over hype
– birthdays that deserve a knowing nod, not balloons screaming joy
Light the candle. Make a wish. Accept the upgrade.
Printed one-sided on 90 gsm fine art paper, the sheet is sturdy yet easy to fold — great for crisp corners and neat bows. Thin white borders at the top and bottom include a small bar and QR code from the printer; they won’t affect visible pattern when wrapped but are useful for handling and identification during use. Use it to add a touch of midnight magic to birthdays, themed parties, or when you want to surprise someone who loves quirky, neon-forward design.
Product features
- High-definition one-sided print on 90 gsm fine art paper
- Choice of glossy or matte finish to control sheen and color pop
- Available in three lengths: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches
- Thick, easy-to-fold stock for sharp corners and clean wrapping
- Includes small white top/bottom borders with bar and QR code for printer identification
Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards
EU representative: Static Dust, staticdust@outlook.com, 50 Marlin Way, Singleton, WA, 6175, AU
Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
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