Wrapping Paper — Feral Signal Birthday Wrap “You’re Still Here?”

A birthday, but make it honest.

This gift wrap features Feral Signal mid-celebration spiral — party hat askew, cake melting, candles still burning, eyes wide with disbelief. Above it all, the banner reads:
“You’re still here?”
And somehow, underneath the chaos, that’s the compliment.

This wrap is for the birthdays that arrive after a year that tried its best. For the ones who didn’t feel like celebrating, but showed up anyway. Loud mess. Soft meaning. Survival, acknowledged with confetti.

Printed in Static Dust’s signature glitch-texture style, this wrap turns the moment into a small, feral victory.

Best for:
– dark humour birthdays
– friends who hate forced cheer
– kids who love chaotic characters
– adults who appreciate survival being recognised

No platitudes. Just cake, candles, and the fact that you made it.

The scale and rhythm of the repeat work well for small boxes, book bundles, and stocking stuffer rolls, adding a layered, nostalgic mood to holiday mornings, housewarming presents, or winter gatherings. Choose glossy for a crisp, modern sheen or matte for a softer, heirloom feel. The result: gifts that look cared-for and considered, ready to be set under a tree or passed across a kitchen table during intimate celebrations.

Product features
- High-definition print on thick 90 gsm fine art paper
- Choice of glossy or smooth matte finish
- Available in three lengths: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches
- One-sided print with white edge containing brand bar and QR code
- Dense small-scale repeat pattern suited for small to medium wrapped items

Care instructions
- Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards