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Emotions Are A Scam - Static Dust Tee
White / S
$49.00
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$49.00
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Emotions Are A Scam - Static Dust Tee
$49.00
Sale price
$49.00
Regular price
Taxes included.
Description
You were told to feel —
until it made people uncomfortable.
Emotions Are a Scam is gallows humour for emotional burnout.
For the ones who learned that feelings are only acceptable when they’re convenient, quiet, and easy to digest.
This isn’t anti-emotion.
It’s anti-performative empathy.
Details
Unisex fit
Soft, durable cotton
Printed on demand
Designed by Static Dust
Wear it when “how are you?” isn’t actually a question.
Every piece is a scar. Every line is a survival map.
This t-shirt is renowned for its soft feel and sturdy construction, ideal for DTG printing.
- Features a side-seamed, unisex tailored fit enhancing body contour and comfort.
- Designed specifically with DTG printing in mind, ensuring a clean, vibrant print.
- Available in an extensive color range, providing versatile options for personalization.
- Produced with eco-friendly processes and materials.
Fabrication: Solid colors are made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; Ash color is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors are 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |
Care
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Design
Our dedication to excellence extends beyond materials; it encompasses the artistry and craftsmanship illustrated in every piece we create.
