{"product_id":"wrapping-paper-ascended-error-birthday-wrap-you-have-levelled-up-unfortunately","title":"Wrapping Paper - Ascended Error Birthday Wrap “You Have Levelled Up. Unfortunately.”","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eCongratulations. Or… something like that.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"559\"\u003eThis gift wrap features \u003cstrong data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"353\"\u003eAscended Error\u003c\/strong\u003e, floating in quiet cosmic resignation — halo glowing, candle lit, surrounded by symbols of ritual, cake, and consequence. Beneath it, the truth printed plainly:\u003cbr data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"517\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"517\" data-end=\"559\"\u003e“You have levelled up. Unfortunately.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"561\" data-end=\"698\"\u003eThis wrap is for birthdays that feel more like checkpoints than parties. Another year unlocked. New stats applied. Same existential menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"700\" data-end=\"876\"\u003ePrinted in Static Dust’s celestial-glitch style, it balances humour and heaviness — a gift wrap for people who laugh at the absurdity of surviving another orbit around the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"1056\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003cbr\u003e– gamers with dark humour\u003cbr data-start=\"916\" data-end=\"919\"\u003e– teens who appreciate irony\u003cbr data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"950\"\u003e– adults who prefer honesty over hype\u003cbr data-start=\"987\" data-end=\"990\"\u003e– birthdays that deserve a knowing nod, not balloons screaming joy\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1058\" data-end=\"1108\"\u003eLight the candle. Make a wish. Accept the upgrade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted one-sided on 90 gsm fine art paper, the sheet is sturdy yet easy to fold — great for crisp corners and neat bows. Thin white borders at the top and bottom include a small bar and QR code from the printer; they won’t affect visible pattern when wrapped but are useful for handling and identification during use. Use it to add a touch of midnight magic to birthdays, themed parties, or when you want to surprise someone who loves quirky, neon-forward design.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- High-definition one-sided print on 90 gsm fine art paper\u003cbr\u003e- Choice of glossy or matte finish to control sheen and color pop\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three lengths: 30×36, 30×72, and 30×180 inches\u003cbr\u003e- Thick, easy-to-fold stock for sharp corners and clean wrapping\u003cbr\u003e- Includes small white top\/bottom borders with bar and QR code for printer identification\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Static Dust, staticdust@outlook.com, 50 Marlin Way, Singleton, WA, 6175, AU\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the product outwards\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" x 36\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":53192333459824,"sku":"19351355855638925170","price":18.68,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 36\" \/ Matte","offer_id":53192333492592,"sku":"21153957025348782651","price":18.68,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0943\/4441\/3552\/files\/15961099973593947672_4096.jpg?v=1768883697","url":"https:\/\/staticdust.com.au\/products\/wrapping-paper-ascended-error-birthday-wrap-you-have-levelled-up-unfortunately","provider":"Static Dust","version":"1.0","type":"link"}