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Each small jar holds a carefully blended fragrance—notes range from rich vanilla bean and cozy spice to fresh eucalyptus-lavender, bright pink grapefruit, sea breeze, and woodsy balsam. The cotton wick and clean-burning soy wax fill a room with layered, natural aroma while staying non-toxic and eco-friendly. The amber jar and simple, vintage-inspired label bring a quiet, lived-in elegance to kitchen counters, bedside tables, or a calming bath ritual. Choose 4oz for a short seasonal trial or 9oz for longer evenings and slow mornings—both sizes offer a steady, even burn and the option to repurpose the glass afterward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2497\" data-end=\"2607\"\u003eEach phrase is available in the following scents. 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Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. 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